7 Ways To Instantly Be More Interesting (HINT: you won’t find this on BuzzFeed)
Blue shirt, $10-
The shirt you won’t leave home without because it looks like the goddamn ocean and costs less than a bottle of wine in Rome.
I am a personal trainer-
I make people sweat as though their life depends on it so they can get laid more often and eat ice cream without feeling guilty.
I do web design for photographers-
I create websites Ansel Adams would take pictures of for John Muir to walk through, munching on bread crusts.
But what makes your ears twitch?
I don't care if your design plays lead guitar-
If your words fall flat, so will your sales.
So don't be boring-